Michael Chertoff
Director, US Department of Homeland Security
Washington, DC
Dear Michael:
As a life-long New Yorker, I'd like to invite you to spend your next vacation in New York City. I know it doesn't have any national monuments or icons or stuff like that, but you might find a few interesting sights to see nonetheless. I'd be honored to be your personal tour guide for a brief but pleasant stay in our little hamlet. We'll take a taxi from